A Grandmaster Died

Posted: 18/10/2013 by Ian in Club News

A Grandmaster died – after a few days, a close friend of his heard a voice; it was him!     “What’s it like, tell me the news?” he asked.     “What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?”     “Tell me the good news first.”      “Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they’re all here, and you can play them.”   “Fantastic!” the friend said, “and what is the bad news?”

“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”

 

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Comments
  1. Lillian says:

    If that’s the true afterlife, then I look forward to it. Cheers.